Well for those of you out there who are looking for something to get little Ava Joy, I have a suggestion. You can get her the dual toned stream lined Trek Doodlebug Trailer!Of course in order for her to be able to enjoy that great gift, she would need something to be pulled by. Hmmm, let me think who is most likely to be doing the pulling. It's definitely not the Mommy! :) That's right folks, here is your opportunity to donate to a worthy cause. The Help Adam Lose Weight fund! Whether you're looking for a great Easter present for me or you just have money burning a whole in your pocket and you've given up buying things for yourself this lent, this is a hands down deal!
This great biking opportunity can be mine with the help of your exorbitant monetary contribution. The Trek 4300 not only offers a great ride for the Daddy, but promises to offer Ava hours of exhilarating wind sheer when purchased in combination with the afore mentioned trailer. And look, they even color coordinate!Don't let this great deal pass you by! It can be yours for an unlimited time only! Simply call in your pledge donation today at 1-800-BABY-AVA! You too can contribute to the physical health of the newest father in the Ubowski family! Call now, operators are standing by!!!
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And SCENE! Seriously though, I'm hoping I can hook myself up with a bike like this soon. I've been itching to ride again since the pedal broke off of my thrift store special, AKA free bike.
I wonder if the toll free number is really some sort of service. Someone will have to give it a try and post a comment as to what it really is. I know you're curious. :) Well, that's all the nonsense I have for today. Later!
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Hey there hermano mayor! I just thought I'd tell you...¡Creo que tienes demasiado tiempo libre! jk, I thought that your blog was hilarious. Thanks for making me smile! :-)
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